You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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