I can tuck mytits in my pants
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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