i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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