Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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