That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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