Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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