help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this will be a night to untag.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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