She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
one two three fourrrrnication!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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