There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize
