it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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