i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Four minutes until I can fart!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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