i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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