Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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