so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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