Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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