Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Oh god it's open bar.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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