I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Randomize
