Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
operation have a gay friend backfired
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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