she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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