You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
All I want is dick and wine.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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