I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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