When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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