I'm going to jail i love you
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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