you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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