People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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