she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Buhtt sex?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Found the puke drawer
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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