I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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