just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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