If i come over, it means nothing
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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