who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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