took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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