Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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