remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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