I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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