So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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