I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
is it fun? or sober?
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