i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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