nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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