and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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