And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
did you just send me my own nude
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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