Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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