ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
This gyro tastes like lonliness
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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