I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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