That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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