Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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