North Korea, Best Korea!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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