A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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