Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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