I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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