The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
