So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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