brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
