i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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