i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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