You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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