Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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