just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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