This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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