grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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